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Old 17 March 2011, 02:18 PM   #1
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3 generals

There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured.*

First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger.*

So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730,000.*

The second guy does the same and gets paid $650,000.*

The third guy goes measure from the tip of my penis to the back of my balls.*

They say OK drop your pants, so he does and they measure.*

"You have no balls" they say.*

"Yes I do," he replies, "they're still in Vietnam.
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Old 17 March 2011, 03:38 PM   #2
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Old 26 March 2011, 04:09 AM   #3
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Yikes!!!
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Old 26 March 2011, 04:25 AM   #4
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Old 26 March 2011, 08:00 AM   #5
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Oldie but thanks for the reminder.
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