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Old 27 March 2011, 12:39 AM   #1
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It pays to speak German...

An Amish Farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The Amish Farmer shouts: "Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben hineingeschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs have pooped in it!")
The man shouts back: "I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!"
The Amish Farmer shouts back in English:
"Use two hands, you'll get more!"
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Old 27 March 2011, 01:53 AM   #2
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Look , not sure if it really pays .. but it can get you out of the sh.. at times
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