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mitchy · 17 March 2011, 06:04 PM

The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem.

The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.

The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children.

The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"

limbo · 17 March 2011, 10:49 PM

johnbeth · 17 March 2011, 10:50 PM

MonBK · 17 March 2011, 10:50 PM

:)

Art 1 · 19 March 2011, 07:11 AM

Lion · 26 March 2011, 03:56 AM

Very good!!!

rfknauss · 27 March 2011, 10:01 AM

17 March 2011, 06:04 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Candy machine The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote section of West Virginia. An old mountaineer and his young wife were getting a divorce in the local court. But custody of the children was a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them. The old mountaineer also wanted custody of the children. The judge asked for his side of the story and, after a long moment of silence, the mountaineer slowly rose from his chair and said, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?" __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

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