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mitchy · 17 March 2011, 04:22 PM

A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Carmen," she replied.

"That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?"

"Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen."

"Why did you do that?" he asked.

"Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?"

"Beertits," the man replied.

Art 1 · 19 March 2011, 07:14 AM

blackmsport · 19 March 2011, 09:33 AM

I change my to Bumboobs then

Lion · 26 March 2011, 02:55 AM

Very good!!!

MonBK · 26 March 2011, 02:58 AM

:)

gtbike72 · 26 March 2011, 03:22 AM

rfknauss · 27 March 2011, 10:02 AM

17 March 2011, 04:22 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Car men A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks, he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. "What's your name?" he asked. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said. "Did your mother or father name you that?" "Neither," she said. "I changed my name when I was 18 from Sharon to Carmen." "Why did you do that?" he asked. "Well," she explained, "I like men and I like cars, so that is how I got my name. What's your name?" "Beertits," the man replied. __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

26 March 2011, 02:55 AM	#4
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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