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Old 7 July 2011, 09:48 PM   #1
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Dogs on Welfare

This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said,
"Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my
dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no
frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them
with
housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what
it takes
to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

This is a great country.
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Old 7 July 2011, 10:55 PM   #2
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Old 7 July 2011, 11:46 PM   #3
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Old 7 July 2011, 11:50 PM   #4
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Some of them dogs fought right beside me.
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Old 7 July 2011, 11:51 PM   #5
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Old 8 July 2011, 02:49 AM   #6
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Old 8 July 2011, 02:50 AM   #7
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Old 8 July 2011, 04:36 AM   #9
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I know of a dog that actually got a credit card.
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