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Dr. Robert · 2 July 2011, 05:24 AM

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"150" I said.

It turns out my weight is 188.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"6 ft." I said.

The nurse checked and said I only measure 5' 9"

She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high.

"Of course it's high" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slim!
Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch.

RolexPete32 · 2 July 2011, 05:44 AM

ha ha

Chipmunk · 2 July 2011, 06:47 AM

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johnbeth · 2 July 2011, 12:48 PM

TSW · 14 July 2011, 04:54 AM

lol

MonBK · 14 July 2011, 07:13 PM

:)

2 July 2011, 05:24 AM	#1
Dr. Robert 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Real Name: Bob Location: U.S.A. Watch: 1655 Posts: 64,100	Visit to my Doctor. I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "150" I said. It turns out my weight is 188. The nurse asked, "Your height?" "6 ft." I said. The nurse checked and said I only measure 5' 9" She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high. "Of course it's high" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slim! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bitch. __________________ Founder & Card Carrying Member of the Global Association of Retro-Grouch-Curmudgeons

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