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Old 31 December 2009, 05:27 AM   #1
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Never Lose Your Grandson!

A heartwarming story.



My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

"The guard asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."
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Old 31 December 2009, 05:30 AM   #2
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Old 31 December 2009, 05:34 AM   #3
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Old 31 December 2009, 08:13 AM   #4
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Old 31 December 2009, 08:15 AM   #5
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Old 31 December 2009, 12:27 PM   #6
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That's what my 17 yo grandson will say!
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Old 31 December 2009, 12:28 PM   #7
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They just can't leave you alone, can they JJ?

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Old 31 December 2009, 02:55 PM   #8
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My boy's been talking again.
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Old 31 December 2009, 02:57 PM   #9
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Old 31 December 2009, 02:59 PM   #10
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Old 31 December 2009, 03:32 PM   #11
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Old 1 January 2010, 12:36 PM   #12
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Old 1 January 2010, 01:06 PM   #13
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Old 1 January 2010, 09:34 PM   #14
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Old 2 January 2010, 06:34 PM   #15
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Old 3 January 2010, 09:22 AM   #16
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Very funny!!!
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Old 3 January 2010, 09:26 AM   #17
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I love that one. Never heard it but instantly a favorite!!!!!
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Old 3 January 2010, 03:02 PM   #18
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Old 4 January 2010, 02:57 PM   #19
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Old 4 January 2010, 09:05 PM   #20
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Old 4 January 2010, 09:06 PM   #21
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Old 5 January 2010, 05:57 PM   #22
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Old 18 July 2011, 08:57 PM   #23
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