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idk01 · 9 June 2009, 07:16 PM

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else,
because you are.

5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the morning after.

And the #1 reason WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood ...

swatty · 9 June 2009, 07:41 PM

limbo · 9 June 2009, 08:38 PM

SubmarinerMan · 9 June 2009, 09:03 PM

bamajoe · 9 June 2009, 11:00 PM

Lion · 10 June 2009, 12:30 AM

Excellent!!!

steelers · 10 June 2009, 01:22 AM

JJ Irani · 10 June 2009, 04:02 AM

coddger · 15 June 2009, 02:06 PM

figbo · 15 June 2009, 10:53 PM

Dave,that is not a joke,it's a reality!!

idk01 · 15 June 2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by figbo

Dave,that is not a joke,it's a reality!!

I know Rafael

thats why I posted it

TSW · 24 July 2011, 01:05 AM

johnbeth · 24 July 2011, 01:07 AM

Art 1 · 24 July 2011, 02:44 AM

mitchy · 25 July 2011, 11:31 PM

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idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6. It's okay when the person you're with fantasises you're someone else, because you are. 5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy. 4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door. 3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2. Less guilt the morning after. And the #1 reason WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX..... 1. You can do the whole neighborhood ... __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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