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figbo · 22 March 2009, 05:10 AM

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a

65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from

the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can

visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new

baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see

The baby

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait

until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

pz93c · 22 March 2009, 06:40 AM

Lion · 22 March 2009, 07:02 AM

Very good!!!

Bisquitlips · 22 March 2009, 07:24 AM

onkyo · 22 March 2009, 08:09 AM

coddger · 22 March 2009, 11:50 AM

hflee55 · 22 March 2009, 01:06 PM

limbo · 22 March 2009, 01:38 PM

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 02:58 PM

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vapalux · 25 March 2009, 03:11 AM

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mitchy · 26 July 2011, 09:13 PM

22 March 2009, 05:10 AM	#1
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