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Old 11 March 2009, 01:13 PM   #1
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Blonde Car Owner

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What the heck is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is, you can check here

http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
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Old 11 March 2009, 01:42 PM   #2
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Old 11 March 2009, 01:44 PM   #3
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That's a pretty good one..........I'm still chuckling!!!
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ahahahahahahhaha that was amazing
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