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Old 28 February 2009, 09:25 AM   #1
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Selling a-holes

Two businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in
> their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready,
> with only a few shelves set up.
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> One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some senior is
> going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
> selling.'
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> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
> curious senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft
> voice asked "What are you sellin' here?"
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> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
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> Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing
> well. Only two left."
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> Seniors - don't mess with them!
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Old 28 February 2009, 09:27 AM   #2
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Now that's a good one!!!
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Old 28 February 2009, 09:47 AM   #3
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Old 28 February 2009, 10:06 AM   #4
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Old 1 March 2009, 06:52 AM   #9
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Old 9 March 2009, 03:18 PM   #11
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Old 10 March 2009, 03:38 AM   #12
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Old 10 March 2009, 05:13 AM   #13
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Old 10 March 2009, 05:22 AM   #14
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Old 10 March 2009, 10:51 AM   #15
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