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figbo · 2 March 2009, 12:43 AM

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine,
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest
came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the
world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy
Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub
it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

Lion · 2 March 2009, 01:14 AM

Now that's a funny joke, I'm still laughing!!!

JJ Irani · 2 March 2009, 03:12 AM

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limbo · 2 March 2009, 05:31 AM

swatty · 2 March 2009, 07:11 AM

coddger · 2 March 2009, 03:56 PM

onkyo · 2 March 2009, 04:00 PM

ColinB · 2 March 2009, 06:09 PM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:45 AM

:)

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 12:40 AM

2 March 2009, 12:43 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Turpentine vs. holly water(oldie and still funny) A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

2 March 2009, 01:14 AM	#2
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