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haitek · 21 April 2010, 02:42 PM

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet."
The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first."
So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

idk01 · 21 April 2010, 10:34 PM

Lion · 21 April 2010, 10:37 PM

You'll get in trouble for that one!!!

haitek · 21 April 2010, 10:49 PM

I know, it's a bit close to the bone, I'll watch it in future

Numismatist · 21 April 2010, 10:49 PM

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Chipmunk · 22 April 2010, 03:18 AM

wildsidemtb · 22 April 2010, 11:49 PM

Ha Ha

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JJ Irani · 25 April 2010, 05:46 AM

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FeelingTheBlues · 30 October 2011, 01:53 PM

TSW · 30 October 2011, 04:24 PM

:))

mitchy · 30 October 2011, 09:57 PM

11618 · 30 October 2011, 11:46 PM

good 1

Art 1 · 31 October 2011, 01:37 AM

Route 66 · 31 October 2011, 01:52 AM

SWIMPRUF · 4 November 2011, 10:15 PM

21 April 2010, 02:42 PM	#1
haitek Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Real Name: haitek futur Location: Happiesville Watch: Citizen quartz ;-) Posts: 120	Men before and after This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, "Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn't quite ready for bye-byes yet." The wife takes the hint and says, "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?" No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex for three hours. Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor. Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch."

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