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2 November 2011, 09:47 PM | #1 |
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Rabbi and the Priest
A Rabbi and a Priest settle in a Railway carriage for a long journey.After 30 mins. the Rabbi says to the Priest-"Telll me father is it true you are banned from having sexual intercourse?" After a pause the Priest answers."That's correct Rabbi the chuches celebecy law stirictly forbids it ".After another 30mins.the Priest says to the Rabbi-"Tell me Rabbi is it true you are not allowed to eat Pork?".After a pause the Rabbi answers-"That's true father.No Jew must ever eat Pork.It would be a massive sin.".The train rumbbles on for another 30mins.The Priest says "Tell me Rabbi have you ever eaten Pork?"After a pause the Rabbi replies " I must confess Father I have " .The train rumbbels on.. Then the Rabbi says to the Priest "tell me Father have you ever had sex with a woman ?". after a pause the Priest replies -"Well Rabbi I must confess I have ", Another long pause and the Rabbbi says.
"Better than Pork is'nt it ." |
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yeah, but, pork is good 99.99% of the time....won't give the percentage for the other one. |
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