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mitchy · 11 November 2011, 04:42 PM

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there? " The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler. " "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield. " The general said, "Drive on! " The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker. " The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on! " The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver? "

FeelingTheBlues · 11 November 2011, 04:51 PM

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MonBK · 11 November 2011, 09:53 PM

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11 November 2011, 04:42 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	A new sentry A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes there? " The chauffeur, a corporal, says, "General Wheeler. " "I'm sorry, I can't let you through. You've got to have a sticker on the windshield. " The general said, "Drive on! " The sentry said, "Hold it! You really can't come through. I have orders to shoot if you try driving in without a sticker. " The general repeated, "I'm telling you, son, drive on! " The sentry walked up to the rear window and said, "General, I'm new at this. Do I shoot you or the the driver? " __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

11 November 2011, 04:51 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	__________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

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