ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

spuds · 8 November 2011, 08:38 AM

I was at a club the other night when I saw a proper fat lass up at the bar.

"Fancy a dance love?" I asked her.

"Oh yes please!" she replied.

"Jog on then sweetheart no-one can get past you" I told her.

So a few beers later I saw yet another whacking great fat girl in there with a T-shirt that said "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" on it.

I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan..."

She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?!? Well I can't help my size you know!"

I said "Whoa hold on love actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all!"

She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh right, what did you want to say then?"

....."that's not how you spell Manatee" I said.

Then on the way home I stopped off in McDonalds & yet another huuuuuge fat woman served me.

"Sorry about the wait" she said after I'd been standing in the queue for ten minutes,

"Never mind love go easy on the staff meals & you'll lose it eventually" I told her.

FeelingTheBlues · 8 November 2011, 01:14 PM

The second one was the best!

mitchy · 9 November 2011, 10:10 AM

MonBK · 10 November 2011, 02:49 AM

:)

SWIMPRUF · 12 November 2011, 12:06 PM

TSW · 12 November 2011, 07:48 PM

:)

8 November 2011, 08:38 AM	#1
spuds "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Dan Location: Essex, UK Watch: West Ham! COYI!! Posts: 7,941	Three fat ladies (NOT PC) I was at a club the other night when I saw a proper fat lass up at the bar. "Fancy a dance love?" I asked her. "Oh yes please!" she replied. "Jog on then sweetheart no-one can get past you" I told her. So a few beers later I saw yet another whacking great fat girl in there with a T-shirt that said "Watch out, I'm a maneater!" on it. I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan..." She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?!? Well I can't help my size you know!" I said "Whoa hold on love actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all!" She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh right, what did you want to say then?" ....."that's not how you spell Manatee" I said. Then on the way home I stopped off in McDonalds & yet another huuuuuge fat woman served me. "Sorry about the wait" she said after I'd been standing in the queue for ten minutes, "Never mind love go easy on the staff meals & you'll lose it eventually" I told her. __________________ Onwards & Upwards Rodders...... Onwards & Upwards. Life is not about how fast you can run or how high you can climb........... It's about how well you can bounce!! TRF HALL OF FAME JANUARY 2010

8 November 2011, 01:14 PM	#2
FeelingTheBlues "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Real Name: Carl Location: Always moving Watch: If you wish... Posts: 22,039	The second one was the best! __________________ Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin

9 November 2011, 10:10 AM	#3
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	__________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

12 November 2011, 12:06 PM	#5
SWIMPRUF "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: * Posts: 2,323	__________________ Member# 52,675 Est. 3/2011

12 November 2011, 07:48 PM	#6
TSW "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: TSW Location: Le Brassus Watch: Rolex & AP's Posts: 27,449	:) __________________ AP Owners Club IG @swiss.watch.connection

10 November 2011, 02:49 AM	#4
MonBK Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Kingstown Posts: 58,279	:)

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)