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16 November 2011, 02:03 PM
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Dead Penguins
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica-where do they go?
Wonder no more.......your faithful servant, Dr. Robert has done extensive research in the field....... It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered & complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family & will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact w/ its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family & social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings & beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, & buried. The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave & sing: "Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow." Then, they kick him into the ice hole.
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16 November 2011, 02:07 PM
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EXCELLENT RESERARCH! Did you take any video you can post? I heard a human has never been able to film the secret ritual.
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16 November 2011, 02:28 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen Robert, you're not fooling me like that!
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17 November 2011, 12:02 AM
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17 November 2011, 12:06 AM
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17 November 2011, 12:12 AM
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17 November 2011, 09:55 AM
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