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10 January 2012, 01:46 PM
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Thou shall not kill?!?
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration through-out the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.
Only three people applied for the very demanding position: a Japanese samurai, a Chinese samurai, and a Rabbi samurai. The emperor asked the Japanese samurai to demonstrate why he should be the chief samurai. The Japanese samurai opened a matchbox, and out popped a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his sword. The bumblebee dropped dead, chopped in half. The emperor exclaimed, "That is very impressive! "The emperor issued the same challenge to the Chinese samurai who also opened a matchbox and out buzzed a fly ... Whoosh, whoosh! The fly dropped dead, chopped into four pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "Very impressive!" He turned to the Rabbi samurai, and asked him to demonstrate why he should be the chief. The Rabbi Samurai opened a matchbox, and out flew a gnat. His flashing sword went Whoosh! But the gnat was still alive and flying around. The emperor, disappointed, said: "Why is that gnat not dead?" The Rabbi Samurai just smiled : "Circumcision is not meant to kill." |
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10 January 2012, 02:01 PM
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10 January 2012, 04:44 PM
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Ha Ha!
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10 January 2012, 05:25 PM
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10 January 2012, 06:28 PM
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11 January 2012, 01:48 AM
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11 January 2012, 03:42 AM
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Oy vey
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11 January 2012, 06:37 AM
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13 January 2012, 05:12 AM
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13 January 2012, 05:16 AM
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13 January 2012, 06:38 AM
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14 January 2012, 04:20 AM
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Very good.....
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