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Old 7 January 2012, 12:32 PM   #1
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Why sentence structure is so important

.............Why sentence structure is so Important....

The boss had to fire somebody and he narrowed
It down to one of two people - Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers.

Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used
the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night.

She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said:

'Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?' she says. 'I feel like shit...'
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Old 7 January 2012, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 7 January 2012, 01:50 PM   #3
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Old 7 January 2012, 01:51 PM   #4
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Old 7 January 2012, 08:08 PM   #5
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Old 7 January 2012, 08:11 PM   #6
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Very funny...:)
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Old 7 January 2012, 08:14 PM   #7
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Old 7 January 2012, 10:09 PM   #8
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Old 8 January 2012, 06:33 AM   #9
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