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Iron Dealer 1 · 12 January 2012, 06:28 AM

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."
"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."
(Gotta love military time)

mjclark32 · 12 January 2012, 06:30 AM

hahahaha

FeelingTheBlues · 12 January 2012, 07:10 AM

77T · 12 January 2012, 07:16 AM

eric23 · 12 January 2012, 08:34 AM

xhype · 12 January 2012, 01:13 PM

Really funny

Rsvrider · 12 January 2012, 01:31 PM

That is great!
"The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday"

johnbeth · 12 January 2012, 01:34 PM

TSW · 12 January 2012, 03:29 PM

:)

swatty · 12 January 2012, 06:39 PM

1675-David · 12 January 2012, 09:57 PM

LeotheLion · 12 January 2012, 10:19 PM

Like it.

MonBK · 12 January 2012, 10:21 PM

:)

Gaijin · 12 January 2012, 11:23 PM

Awesome.

mitchy · 13 January 2012, 12:59 AM

MoBe · 13 January 2012, 02:38 AM

Best one today.

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donas · 13 January 2012, 02:51 PM

I like it!!

Lion · 14 January 2012, 04:16 AM

Very funny.....

bgriz · 17 January 2012, 04:44 AM

B. Doggy · 20 January 2012, 07:47 AM

I liked that one.

Ultraman · 20 January 2012, 08:19 PM

12 January 2012, 06:28 AM	#1
Iron Dealer 1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Red Bank Watch: 1977 M1680 SSSD Posts: 353	No Sex Since 1955 A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time) __________________ IRON DEALER 1 M16613 TT BLK SUB , M1680 SS SUB M1675 TT BLK GMT GO ARMY! BEAT NAVY!

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