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Lisa · 28 September 2007, 01:27 AM

Okay, I owe the nice guys here another one... and apologies to my own kind... I should be ashamed of myself for posting this one! And I am!

An eldery lady made a trip to the grocery store. She lived alone and was indeed lonely in more ways than one. Making her way through the produce aisle, she looked longingly at the luscious smooth cucumbers, the succulent zucchini, the jumbo bag of carrots... filling her cart, while desire filled her loins... at the checkout, a handsome young man bagged her items, and carried her groceries out for her. Once in the parking lot, the lady could stand it no longer - she clutched the young man's arm and said, "Honey, I want you to know I have an itchy p***y!"

The young man shook his head. "I'm sorry, ma'am. You'll have to show me. All them foreign cars look alike to me."

abigsecret · 28 September 2007, 01:46 AM

Shame on you!

Prince · 28 September 2007, 06:49 AM

LOL

frostie · 28 September 2007, 06:52 AM

JJ Irani · 28 September 2007, 06:56 AM

oldbreadstinks · 29 September 2007, 03:06 AM

jasonbellevue · 2 October 2007, 05:06 PM

28 September 2007, 01:27 AM	#1
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	Here's another one Okay, I owe the nice guys here another one... and apologies to my own kind... I should be ashamed of myself for posting this one! And I am! An eldery lady made a trip to the grocery store. She lived alone and was indeed lonely in more ways than one. Making her way through the produce aisle, she looked longingly at the luscious smooth cucumbers, the succulent zucchini, the jumbo bag of carrots... filling her cart, while desire filled her loins... at the checkout, a handsome young man bagged her items, and carried her groceries out for her. Once in the parking lot, the lady could stand it no longer - she clutched the young man's arm and said, "Honey, I want you to know I have an itchy p***y!" The young man shook his head. "I'm sorry, ma'am. You'll have to show me. All them foreign cars look alike to me."

28 September 2007, 01:46 AM	#2
abigsecret "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Real Name: Mireyna Location: s o t r Watch: your back! Posts: 2,282	Shame on you! __________________ #6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe

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