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Vallhalla68 · 8 April 2012, 06:32 AM

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues

As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said.

"You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!," screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

TSW · 8 April 2012, 08:00 AM

:)

onkyo · 8 April 2012, 02:10 PM

77T · 10 April 2012, 02:14 PM

Art 1 · 11 April 2012, 07:42 AM

Scary Hat · 11 April 2012, 09:56 AM

Good one!

Tom

mjclark32 · 11 April 2012, 09:58 AM

Hahaha

ratae1950 · 15 April 2012, 02:46 AM

GradyPhilpott · 15 April 2012, 06:58 AM

I think this is the funniest joke ever.

Of course, lawyers aren't the only materialistic folks on the planet, but for this joke, a lawyer is the perfect protagonist.

jatco · 15 April 2012, 12:05 PM

...LOL.. What arm???? - Oh, that one! - Whatever!!!

Peppers90 · 17 April 2012, 11:35 AM

Perfect joke for tRF!!!!!!

eric23 · 21 April 2012, 12:51 AM

8 April 2012, 06:32 AM	#1
Vallhalla68 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: David Location: California Watch: Explorer ll 216570 Posts: 183	The Attorney A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his lights flashing. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!" "OH, MY GOD!!!," screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

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GradyPhilpott 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: New Mexico Watch: Seiko #SRK050 Posts: 34,460	I think this is the funniest joke ever. Of course, lawyers aren't the only materialistic folks on the planet, but for this joke, a lawyer is the perfect protagonist. __________________ JJ Inaugural TRF $50 Watch Challenge Winner

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jatco 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Real Name: Thomas Location: YVR Watch: 116233/79190 Posts: 50,530	...LOL.. What arm???? - Oh, that one! - Whatever!!! __________________ . ..- ' A Crown for every achievement '

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