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19 April 2012, 06:59 AM
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ha ha ha
Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some hot action!.
So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy. After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex John woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak. A man has been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. He said he only intended to rough him up a bit. A lad comes home from school and excitedly tells his dad that he had a part in the school play and he was playing a man who had been married for 25 years. The dad says, "Never mind son, maybe next year you'll get a speaking part." |
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19 April 2012, 07:04 AM
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Haha, some were better than others
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19 April 2012, 08:04 AM
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Pretty funny!
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19 April 2012, 10:59 AM
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19 April 2012, 02:39 PM
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:)
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19 April 2012, 02:50 PM
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My Wife liked this one... After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex John woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realised he had made it home safely.
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20 April 2012, 12:25 AM
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23 April 2012, 02:09 AM
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Some
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23 April 2012, 11:34 PM
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