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Blown Wide Open · 11 October 2007, 10:48 PM

>> A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door.
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>> Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
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>> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life ."
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>> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
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>> The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
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>> "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer.
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>> "MY ROLEX!"
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colemanitis · 11 October 2007, 10:51 PM

Good one!

SPACE-DWELLER · 11 October 2007, 10:58 PM

Jolly funny stuff!

timebroker · 11 October 2007, 11:04 PM

marshallr47 · 12 October 2007, 12:02 AM

Great joke. Thanks for the laugh.

karmatp · 12 October 2007, 12:15 AM

Now thats funnny

dr_rolex · 12 October 2007, 12:26 AM

ROFLMAO!

Arby · 12 October 2007, 12:34 AM

Very, VERY Funny!

arttay10 · 12 October 2007, 01:02 AM

I've got to hand it to you (left one proberly !) - thats a a corker !!

Downing · 12 October 2007, 02:21 AM

JJ Irani · 12 October 2007, 03:21 AM

watchgeek · 12 October 2007, 04:36 AM

11 October 2007, 10:48 PM	#1
Blown Wide Open "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Real Name: Patrick Location: Pennsylvania Watch: All with a crown. Posts: 504	What is really important!!! >> A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. >> >> Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again. >> >> After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life ." >> >> "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. >> >> The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" >> >> "OH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. >> >> (scroll down) >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> "MY ROLEX!" >> >> >> >> > ************************************** __________________ "I wouldn't be part of any club that would have me as a member." Instagram: El_Diablo_Rosso

11 October 2007, 10:51 PM	#2
colemanitis "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jeff Location: Florida Watch: PAM 1090 Posts: 3,723	Good one! __________________ Member #471

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