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Moose · 13 October 2007, 06:40 AM

I want to live my next life backwards:

You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat.

Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

Then you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy.

You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks.

Then when you start work, you get a gold Rolex on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work.

So you go to high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.

As you get even younger -- pretty soon you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play, and you have no responsibilities.

In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap
until finally...you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

Gaijin · 13 October 2007, 06:48 AM

Nice!!

EvEr34 · 13 October 2007, 06:56 AM

WOW. For some reason that made a whole lot of sense to me.

Fitchy · 13 October 2007, 06:59 AM

Like it

timebroker · 13 October 2007, 07:02 AM

You actually ruined my day!

JJ Irani · 13 October 2007, 12:24 PM

I didn't quite like the last bit. How the hell do you break through a condom?

Robb · 13 October 2007, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I didn't quite the last bit. How the hell do you break through a condom?

Everybody knows condoms are for losers JJ!!!!!

Tools · 13 October 2007, 01:19 PM

jasonbellevue · 13 October 2007, 04:27 PM

13 October 2007, 06:40 AM	#1
Moose Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: TX Watch: GMT I&II, TT Dayt Posts: 117	Next Life I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out of the home for being too healthy. You spend several years enjoying your retirement and collecting benefit checks. Then when you start work, you get a gold Rolex on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So you go to high school: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. As you get even younger -- pretty soon you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, you play, and you have no responsibilities. In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions, central heating, room service on tap until finally...you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.

13 October 2007, 12:24 PM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	I didn't quite like the last bit. How the hell do you break through a condom? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

13 October 2007, 04:27 PM	#9
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13 October 2007, 06:48 AM	#2
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EvEr34 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Mike Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 1,909	WOW. For some reason that made a whole lot of sense to me.

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