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padi56 · 29 November 2005, 08:45 PM

Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowj#b?
A.) Blowj#b: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowj#b.

Q.) Why does a pen#s have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.

Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68, because at 69 you have to turn around.

Q.) What does a Rubik cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

Q.) Four words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in YET ?"

Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear.

Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a £25 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed

JJ Irani · 30 November 2005, 03:55 AM

LOL! All beauties!!

dina · 30 November 2005, 07:12 AM

mailman · 30 November 2005, 10:26 AM

All funny Padi.

padi56 · 30 November 2005, 06:27 PM

29 November 2005, 08:45 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Adult Q&A. Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, and Blowj#b? A.) Blowj#b: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowj#b. Q.) Why does a pen#s have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What's the speed limit of sex? A.) 68, because at 69 you have to turn around. Q.) What does a Rubik cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Four words to ruin a man's ego... A.) "Is it in YET ?" Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a £25 and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 November 2005, 03:55 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LOL! All beauties!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

30 November 2005, 10:26 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	All funny Padi. __________________ JJ

30 November 2005, 06:27 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

30 November 2005, 07:12 AM	#3
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392

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