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Old 18 July 2012, 10:27 AM   #1
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Cowboy Tombstone

Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.
I wonder if he died knowing he won the "Coolest Headstone" contest?
His five rules for a happy life are at the bottom.

Five rules for a man to follow for a happy life:
1) It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2) It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
3) It's important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie to you.
4) It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you.
5) It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other
or you could end up dead like me.
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Old 18 July 2012, 02:32 PM   #2
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Old 18 July 2012, 05:02 PM   #3
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Old 18 July 2012, 05:26 PM   #4
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Old 18 July 2012, 09:04 PM   #5
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Old 18 July 2012, 10:18 PM   #6
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Oh thats good stuff :-)
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Old 18 July 2012, 10:30 PM   #7
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A wise man indeed!
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Old 19 July 2012, 12:35 AM   #8
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Old 19 July 2012, 12:39 AM   #9
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Old 19 July 2012, 12:56 AM   #10
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Old 20 July 2012, 10:31 AM   #11
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Old 20 July 2012, 10:38 AM   #12
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Lol this one actually made me laugh and inn not just saying that
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Old 21 July 2012, 04:55 AM   #13
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Old 22 July 2012, 06:46 PM   #14
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Old 24 July 2012, 11:35 PM   #15
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Old 25 July 2012, 04:48 AM   #16
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oh for Pete's sake! Hilarious!
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Old 25 July 2012, 10:48 AM   #17
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so true
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Old 26 July 2012, 04:34 AM   #18
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