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10 August 2012, 06:15 PM
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Doctor Goes Hunting.
A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get
off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients." "Yes, sir!" answers Ole. The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, How was your day?" Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL." "Bravo, mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor. "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Ole. "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the Doctor. "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: 'HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!'" "Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, What did you do?" asks the doctor. "I put drops in her eyes!!"  . And you guys thought I was sending a dirty joke!! NOT ME!
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10 August 2012, 06:23 PM
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10 August 2012, 06:44 PM
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10 August 2012, 07:02 PM
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You need to explain that one to me Pete?
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10 August 2012, 07:52 PM
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11 August 2012, 02:56 AM
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11 August 2012, 05:22 AM
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13 August 2012, 01:52 PM
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13 August 2012, 01:57 PM
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