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Tris929 · 7 October 2012, 08:19 AM

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said.........

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

Colnago · 7 October 2012, 06:20 PM

Well that made me laugh out loud...brill!!!

swatty · 7 October 2012, 07:16 PM

Watchonisto · 7 October 2012, 08:49 PM

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FeelingTheBlues · 8 October 2012, 02:13 AM

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Baco Noir · 8 October 2012, 05:05 AM

Not what I was expecting, but had me ROTFLMAO!

z32turbo · 8 October 2012, 11:16 PM

Glenn422 · 9 October 2012, 04:32 AM

hahahahaha!

77T · 9 October 2012, 07:51 AM

Peppers90 · 9 October 2012, 11:22 AM

Very funny! Thanks for sharing, zorro made crab cakes tonight lol

Dr. Robert · 9 October 2012, 01:06 PM

eric23 · 11 October 2012, 06:30 AM

7 October 2012, 08:19 AM	#1
Tris929 Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: UK Posts: 15	The Black Bra! The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said......... "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

7 October 2012, 06:20 PM	#2
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