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10 October 2012, 02:59 AM
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little girl on an airplane
A member of Parliament was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so
he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the MP. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The MP, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book. |
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10 October 2012, 03:05 AM
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 out of the mouth of babes  
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10 October 2012, 12:57 PM
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 and summed it up nicely... 
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10 October 2012, 06:10 PM
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Yep
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10 October 2012, 06:19 PM
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10 October 2012, 06:37 PM
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11 October 2012, 05:45 AM
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ahahaahaha!
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11 October 2012, 05:46 AM
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Hahahaha
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11 October 2012, 06:27 AM
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12 October 2012, 10:43 AM
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12 October 2012, 05:56 PM
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Good one!
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12 October 2012, 06:02 PM
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12 October 2012, 10:02 PM
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir, Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire, J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout, On va hisser le drapeau blanc un point c'est tout. - André Fortin |
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12 October 2012, 11:02 PM
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That is gold baby, gold!
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13 October 2012, 12:22 AM
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A genius in making!
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