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Old 6 November 2012, 01:53 PM   #1
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'Complete and Finished' !!

COMPLETE AND FINISHED......
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No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the two words. In a recently held linguistic competition in London, England, attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
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Here is his answer....

The Question:

How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that is easy to understand?
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.Samsundar's Answer:
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"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.
When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.
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.... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,


you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"
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Old 6 November 2012, 03:04 PM   #2
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Old 6 November 2012, 03:29 PM   #3
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Old 6 November 2012, 10:11 PM   #4
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Mon corps c'est un pays en guerre sur l'point d'finir,
Le général de l'armée de terre s'attend au pire,
J'ai faim, j'ai frette, je suis trop faible pour me lever debout,
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Old 7 November 2012, 03:04 AM   #5
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Old 7 November 2012, 04:47 AM   #6
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Hahahah
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Old 7 November 2012, 09:38 AM   #8
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Old 7 November 2012, 09:40 AM   #9
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Let us all give him another round of applause!
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