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Old 21 December 2005, 10:23 PM   #1
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
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Old 22 December 2005, 12:17 AM   #2
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Old 22 December 2005, 03:16 AM   #3
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Old 22 December 2005, 11:32 PM   #6
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A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
And the husband's reply would be "that's because only half of what you have to say is important."
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Old 23 December 2005, 03:13 AM   #7
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And the husband's reply would be "that's because only half of what you have to say is important."
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Old 23 December 2005, 12:18 PM   #8
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And the husband's reply would be "that's because only half of what you have to say is important."
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Old 23 December 2005, 02:51 PM   #9
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Hmmmm......Hey, Kelly, look what this tosser has to say about you behind your back!!!
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Old 23 December 2005, 08:08 PM   #10
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Hmmmm......Hey, Kelly, look what this tosser has to say about you behind your back!!!
I thought you were my friend, now you're throwing me under the bus?
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Old 23 December 2005, 11:28 PM   #11
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I thought you were my friend, now you're throwing me under the bus?
That's okay Paulie, only half of Kelly's response would be worth listening to.
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Talk about bigheaded men
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Old 24 December 2005, 02:00 AM   #13
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Talk about bigheaded men
Phew, at least she didn't say 'pigheaded'.
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That's okay Paulie, only half of Kelly's response would be worth listening to.
Not just her, but any female.
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Phew, at least she didn't say 'pigheaded'.
Who cares what she has to say?
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