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astcell · 4 January 2008, 03:09 AM

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for
some rectum deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been
buying the stuff from this some on a regular basis and would
like some more.

I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"

"But I always buy it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the
pharmacist.

"YES", replied the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the
pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads
out loud from the container - *" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "

JJ Irani · 4 January 2008, 03:12 AM

Carolina · 4 January 2008, 04:38 AM

Oh my gosh, that is hysterical!!

Robb · 4 January 2008, 04:50 AM

Lubrifar · 4 January 2008, 05:29 AM

jasonbellevue · 4 January 2008, 01:50 PM

frostie · 4 January 2008, 05:09 PM

rofl:

Tools · 5 January 2008, 01:53 PM

BuffaloRolex · 5 January 2008, 02:10 PM

TDH · 5 January 2008, 05:00 PM

ohsixx · 6 January 2008, 04:52 AM

Prince · 6 January 2008, 04:55 AM

~takes out pencil and paper and adds to "Blonde Jokes" list~

4 January 2008, 03:09 AM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Deodorant. A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this some on a regular basis and would like some more. I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!" "But I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "YES", replied the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container - *" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM "

4 January 2008, 03:12 AM	#2
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4 January 2008, 04:38 AM	#3
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6 January 2008, 04:55 AM	#12
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