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Old 6 January 2008, 08:58 AM   #1
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Would you share ?

Ben and James, lifelong friends having a chat and a drink at their local.

Ben - (looking at Jame's newly bought lottery ticket)

"See that lottery ticket, Jimmy? If you won the triple rollover jackpot would you share it with me?"


James - "Yes I would, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If you were to inherit a large fortune from a distant relative would you share that with me?"

James - "Yes I would, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If I were to need a kidney transplant would you save my life by donating one of yours?"

James - "I would do so in an instant and without thought, my oldest dearest friend".

Ben - "If you were to own two Rolex ...."

James - (cutting Ben short) ".... no freakin' way scumbag. You know I own two Rolex watches.
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Old 6 January 2008, 09:21 AM   #2
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Old 6 January 2008, 09:49 AM   #3
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LOL - James is my kinda guy!
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Old 6 January 2008, 10:02 AM   #4
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Old 6 January 2008, 10:50 AM   #5
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Good one Paul, I suppose a lot of TRF members are like James, I know I am.
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Old 6 January 2008, 04:11 PM   #6
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My wife, yes.

My dog, maybe.

My Rolex, NEVER!
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Old 6 January 2008, 11:48 PM   #7
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Old 7 January 2008, 03:02 AM   #8
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Old 8 January 2008, 03:06 PM   #9
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Old 9 January 2008, 01:03 PM   #10
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Old 9 January 2008, 03:22 PM   #11
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