Eight Words With Two Meanings For Male & Female

[T5AUS]

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n .
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.!
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . .... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ..... . . They already have boyfriends.

He said .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

[jasonbellevue]

[TDH]

[Elaine]

oh my oh my oh my

wahahahahahaha

[mailman]

[frostie]

[Prince]

[JJ Irani]

[Bama]

[Carolina]

Except, according to another thread, women may actually be standing next to that ironing board and farting!

[Prince]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Except, according to another thread, women may actually be standing next to that ironing board and farting!

Indeed!!!

[Downing]

[BuffaloRolex]

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Except, according to another thread, women may actually be standing next to that ironing board and farting!

What's an ironing board?

(ppppttttthhhhhtttthhpp....) Oh. 'scuse me.

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by Lisa

What's an ironing board?

(ppppttttthhhhhtttthhpp....) Oh. 'scuse me.

Emitting CH4 again, I see...

[Lisa]

Originally Posted by Carolina

Emitting CH4 again, I see...

Only from a chemist.... that's methane, isn't it?

[Carolina]

Originally Posted by Lisa

Only from a chemist.... that's methane, isn't it?

Hey, you're pretty quick! Blame it on Pat - he started it.

This is really funny - did you know that research chemists actually did a study on cows, the methane they discharged, and the effect it has on the environment? Toot, toot!