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Old 15 January 2008, 06:02 PM   #1
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Men! are like that...

A young man was dating three women and had decided it was time to marry and had to make a decision between the three. He decided to give them a little test. He gave each woman a gift of $5,000 and watched to see what they did with the money.

The first woman did a total makeover. She went to a fancy beautysalon for a totally new look, got her hair done, new make up and bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because sheloved him so much. The man was touched and impressed with her devotion to him.

The second woman went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some beautiful expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she spent all the money on him because she loved him so much. Again, the man was touched and impressed.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market and earned several times the original $5,000. She gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remaining in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him somuch. Obviously, the man was again touched and impressed.

The man was faced with a difficult decision. He thought a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her and how much each one loved him. Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.
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Old 15 January 2008, 06:07 PM   #2
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Old 15 January 2008, 06:46 PM   #3
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