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Old 16 January 2008, 03:17 AM   #1
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Top 10 things MEN know about WOMEN!

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Old 16 January 2008, 03:18 AM   #2
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Old 16 January 2008, 03:28 AM   #3
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that's a good one
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Old 16 January 2008, 06:06 AM   #4
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Old 16 January 2008, 06:09 AM   #5
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Old 16 January 2008, 06:09 AM   #6
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Hey! I know all ten!!!
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Old 16 January 2008, 09:26 AM   #7
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I didn't even know there WERE 10...
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Old 16 January 2008, 09:27 AM   #8
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Ain't THAT the truth!!
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Old 16 January 2008, 09:28 AM   #9
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Awwww, I'm sure you must know at least one of them, Al!!!
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Old 16 January 2008, 09:30 AM   #10
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To be fair, sometimes I feel that way about men!
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Old 16 January 2008, 09:30 AM   #11
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Old 16 January 2008, 10:51 AM   #12
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To be fair, sometimes I feel that way about men!
Carolina, here are some things I know about men:

They like sex
They like pretty women
They like boobies
They like tools
They like good food
They like projects
They like gizmos
They don't like you to tell them to do stuff
They forget to do stuff but not to annoy you

Let's see, that's 9.... let me think of one more...

They like to watch TV and sleep on the couch (I listed this as a single thing because most of the time it's done simultaneously)

Okay, that's all I know. What do you think? Anything to add?
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Old 16 January 2008, 11:00 AM   #13
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Carolina, here are some things I know about men:

They like sex
They like pretty women
They like boobies
They like tools
They like good food
They like projects
They like gizmos
They don't like you to tell them to do stuff
They forget to do stuff but not to annoy you

Let's see, that's 9.... let me think of one more...

They like to watch TV and sleep on the couch (I listed this as a single thing because most of the time it's done simultaneously)

What do you think? Anything to add?
Ah, you are very wise!

How about: They like to watch football and yell at the TV.
They like anything with wheels.

BTW, that last one you listed - they love to insist that they are NOT sleeping, even though you can hear them snoring across the entire house!
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Old 16 January 2008, 11:05 AM   #14
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Carolina, here are some things I know about men:

They like sex
They like pretty women
They like boobies
They like tools
They like good food
They like projects
They like gizmos
They don't like you to tell them to do stuff
They forget to do stuff but not to annoy you

Let's see, that's 9.... let me think of one more...

They like to watch TV and sleep on the couch (I listed this as a single thing because most of the time it's done simultaneously)

Okay, that's all I know. What do you think? Anything to add?
They NEVER remember where they've left anything....especially keys!
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Old 16 January 2008, 11:05 AM   #15
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Carolina, here are some things I know about men:

They like sex
They like pretty women
They like boobies
They like tools
They like good food
They like projects
They like gizmos
They don't like you to tell them to do stuff
They forget to do stuff but not to annoy you

Let's see, that's 9.... let me think of one more...

They like to watch TV and sleep on the couch (I listed this as a single thing because most of the time it's done simultaneously)

Okay, that's all I know. What do you think? Anything to add?

Very impressive, ladies. I'd say, depending on the guy, that you've scored no less than 7 -- and potentially 10 -- absolutely correct. See how simple we are? That means (for you ladies out there) that for any man you meet, just going from THIS list you'll know AT LEAST 7 quality things about him, that are ALL exceptionally important to us. You have it quite easy!
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Old 16 January 2008, 11:19 AM   #16
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Very impressive, ladies. I'd say, depending on the guy, that you've scored no less than 7 -- and potentially 10 -- absolutely correct. See how simple we are? That means (for you ladies out there) that for any man you meet, just going from THIS list you'll know AT LEAST 7 quality things about him, that are ALL exceptionally important to us. You have it quite easy!
For sure! And we'll get to answer profoundly deep questions...like......"Where did you put the chips?"

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