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mailman · 14 January 2008, 05:44 AM

Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry
at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5 This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12 This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

Prince · 14 January 2008, 05:57 AM

You're right, Paulie. I got frustrated and stopped after the first line!

LOL - I knew something was wrong when the word "f@rt" came up!!!

jasonbellevue · 14 January 2008, 09:09 AM

Nice one!

JJ Irani · 14 January 2008, 05:21 PM

Who you calling a forty year old fart, you forty year old mafia tosser?

Elaine · 14 January 2008, 05:45 PM

very good one !!!!!! lol

mailman · 14 January 2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Who you calling a forty year old fart, you forty year old mafia tosser?

You're right Vajayjay

I'm sorry. I never should referred to you as being 40 yrs old. We all know that your so old that you could be your own grandfather. You are so old, that when you were born, the American flag only had 3 stars on it. You're so old, your back goes out more than you do. You're so old you were a waiter at the last supper. You're so old when you walk by a graveyard, guys come running after you with shovels.You're so old that when you went to the 'Antiques Roadshow,' someone appraised you!

Sorry for the confusion Vajayjay. I'll never make that mistake again

Downing · 15 January 2008, 05:10 AM

Prince · 15 January 2008, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

...Vajayjay...

You heard that on Oprah, didn't you Paulie?!?

ohsixx · 15 January 2008, 05:34 AM

Very effective!

mailman · 15 January 2008, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prince

You heard that on Oprah, didn't you Paulie?!?

Actually I heard it on the Bob & Tom Show

Mrdi · 15 January 2008, 07:39 AM

40 seconds?
Is that optomistic?

away36 · 15 January 2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down

I did the whole thing. It takes very little to amuse me at my age.

Prince · 15 January 2008, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

Actually I heard it on the Bob & Tom Show

Heh heh - well, Oprah calls hers that, on the friggin' air!!!

Tools · 15 January 2008, 11:51 AM

Andad · 16 January 2008, 07:04 PM

I just wish I was 40.

SPACE-DWELLER · 16 January 2008, 09:43 PM

To use a malapropism:

Oh, what a cats after me!

14 January 2008, 05:44 AM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,566	Alzheimer's Test Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 1. This is this cat. 2. This is is cat. 3. This is how cat. 4. This is to cat. 5 This is keep cat. 6. This is an cat. 7. This is old cat. 8. This is fart cat. 9. This is busy cat. 10. This is for cat. 11. This is forty cat. 12 This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down __________________ JJ

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