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Old 16 January 2008, 12:06 PM   #1
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Malaysian lawyers...

Err...no offence meant to the lawyers...

There once was a very good old barber in New York .. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut,he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.

A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning the barber goes to open his shop,there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.

A Malaysian lawyer goes for a haircut and he also goes to
pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Malaysian lawyer is happy and leaves.

The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there......... a dozen other Malaysians lawyers waiting for a free haircut!
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Old 16 January 2008, 02:00 PM   #2
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eh? but why malaysian lawyers in new york?
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