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padi56 · 12 January 2006, 01:29 AM

How To Shower Like a Woman:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according to lights and dark colours.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband
along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your
womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with
cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red.

Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray
mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

How To Shower Like a Man:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave
them in a pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake
manhood at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your
pen#s and scratch your ar#s.In Paul's case the use of two mirrors
for both

Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

Fart several times and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area
Especially if your names Paul.

Wash your ars#, leaving those coarse ars# hairs stuck on the
soap.

Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.have a Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off, fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out the whole time.

Admire pen#s size in mirror again,use two mirrors if your name is Paul.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake manhood at her and make the 'woo-hoo'
sound again.

Throw wet towel on bed,and squeeze out another fart.

sounds familiar guys.

dina · 12 January 2006, 02:49 AM

Yuck. This is where we need that vomit smiley hahahaahaa

JJ Irani · 12 January 2006, 03:05 AM

Dina & Paul....please note....respectively!!!

ralphieralph · 12 January 2006, 03:24 AM

mailman · 12 January 2006, 10:06 AM

ROTFLMAO

padi56 · 12 January 2006, 09:25 PM

Thanks all

12 January 2006, 01:29 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	How To Shower. How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to lights and dark colours. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake manhood at her making the 'woo-hoo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your pen#s and scratch your ar#s.In Paul's case the use of two mirrors for both Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart several times and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area Especially if your names Paul. Wash your ars#, leaving those coarse ars# hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.have a Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off, fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out the whole time. Admire pen#s size in mirror again,use two mirrors if your name is Paul. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake manhood at her and make the 'woo-hoo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed,and squeeze out another fart. sounds familiar guys. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 January 2006, 03:05 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Dina & Paul....please note....respectively!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

12 January 2006, 10:06 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,509	ROTFLMAO __________________ JJ

12 January 2006, 09:25 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,041	Thanks all __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

12 January 2006, 02:49 AM	#2
dina "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Real Name: Dina Location: utica Posts: 1,392	Yuck. This is where we need that vomit smiley hahahaahaa

12 January 2006, 03:24 AM	#4
ralphieralph "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Real Name: Ahh..."LEROY" Location: connecticut Watch: SUBMARINER Posts: 681

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