First negative comment

[jhcam8]

Originally Posted by Memphis

LOL!!!

1. "it was on top of your mother's dresser..."

2. "your grandma said i could have it..."

3. "your dad said since i'm using everything else at his house, i might as well use the watch too..."

4. "come with me to the bathroom, the doctor said i shouldn't lift anything heavy..."



yes, i'm young and immature...

[CLS63AMG]

I would've said... "I bought my little nephew one of those... it's cute!"

[rob]

People don't realize that their light doesn't shine any brighter by trying to extinguish yours. They only show there own colors. He was probably envious wearing his Invicta. Nothing wrong with a Invicta but that's sorta like saying a Porsche is not where it's at but a Prius is. Both are watches and both are cars. Two different classes, and functions. Invicta and Prius save you money and get the job done. Porsche and Rolex get the job done too but they do distinguish the owner. Had his watch been a Panerai PAM 339 Radiomir Marina Militare 8 Day Giorni Brevettato Special Edition that would have been like a Tesla model S, then you could say "this is where it's at."

Never the less, your response was very first class!!!

[Rock]

This is a fun thread. Some great 'snappy retorts'.

The guy is just showing off. That is obviously the stage their relationship is at.
He thinks he's clever, she thinks he's so cool.

It will pass. He might even turn out to be a decent guy. (or not)

[rolex aficionado]

Good luck for the "bestie"!

[Zoran]

Originally Posted by Welshwatchman

Whilst I agree that being a gent would be the best course of action I'll admit that I'd have taken the slightly more sarcastic approach, along the lines of "Let's fast forward through the alpha male shite and just be friends".

Failing that, poke him in the eye.

Best improv so far!
Check and Mate!