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padi56 · 16 January 2006, 11:10 PM

A Texas oil tycoon stormed into his lawyers office and demanded that he immediately start divorce proceedings against his wife. He said, "I want to sue the adulterous bitch for breach of contract."
The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her."
"Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights.

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JJ Irani · 17 January 2006, 03:20 AM

16 January 2006, 11:10 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,042	A Texas oil tycoon. A Texas oil tycoon stormed into his lawyers office and demanded that he immediately start divorce proceedings against his wife. He said, "I want to sue the adulterous bitch for breach of contract." The lawyer said, "I don't know if we'll have a case. Your wife isn't a piece of property You don't own her." "Maybe you're right," the tycoon said. "But I sure as hell expected exclusive drilling rights. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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