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padi56 · 31 July 2013, 02:33 AM

Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over-sized penises.

"How do you account for this?" he asked Paulie one of the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file.
"Your father's the reason for your elongated penises ?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother?" the doctor asked. "You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied Paulie, "but she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best as she could."

mjclark32 · 31 July 2013, 02:50 AM

Hahaha

Rashid.bk · 31 July 2013, 03:14 AM

Lmao!!!! Literally.

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FeelingTheBlues · 31 July 2013, 06:26 AM

cop414 · 31 July 2013, 09:49 AM

Ouch!

Hairdude1 · 31 July 2013, 01:53 PM

Ouch!

porschejeff · 1 August 2013, 11:24 AM

GradyPhilpott · 1 August 2013, 02:08 PM

Diaper changing must have been a riot in that household!

77T · 5 August 2013, 12:39 AM

Bangel · 5 August 2013, 08:38 PM

jatco · 6 August 2013, 03:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GradyPhilpott

Diaper changing must have been a riot in that household!

no shit...(can I say that..??)

TSW · 6 August 2013, 05:04 AM

:)

Trouble15 · 6 August 2013, 12:03 PM

haha

Lucky777 · 23 September 2013, 11:17 AM

Lol

GeraldJ19 · 11 November 2013, 11:23 PM

Awesome!

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Roley · 11 November 2013, 11:27 PM

Psmith · 12 November 2013, 02:52 AM

31 July 2013, 02:33 AM	#1
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31 July 2013, 06:26 AM	#4
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