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77T · 18 November 2013, 02:51 PM

A friend visited his old college dorm-mate's office and commented on how sexy his secretary was...

"Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica - and you won't believe this...
If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation.
If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters.
I'll lend her to you for a day and you test her out.

Next day, the friend called from the hospital and shouted, "You bas#@%*!"
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You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!
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Hairdude1 · 18 November 2013, 05:15 PM

Psmith · 18 November 2013, 07:24 PM

Bangel · 18 November 2013, 07:55 PM

cop414 · 18 November 2013, 09:06 PM

Cc1966 · 19 November 2013, 03:23 AM

I did not see that one coming....

18 November 2013, 02:51 PM	#1
77T 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Real Name: PaulG Location: Georgia Posts: 41,957	The Secretary A friend visited his old college dorm-mate's office and commented on how sexy his secretary was... "Thanks! It's a robot actually, named Monica - and you won't believe this... If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. I'll lend her to you for a day and you test her out. Next day, the friend called from the hospital and shouted, "You bas#@%*!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . You didn't tell me that the HOLE between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...! . . . __________________ Does anyone really know what time it is?

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