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Old 4 December 2013, 11:32 PM   #1
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I Don't Give a $#!t

Two women are seated together on a flight. One says to the other: "My husband is sending me on this trip for my birthday".

The other replied: "Isn't that precious".

"Yes, and this 5ct. diamond ring - he got it for me for our anniversary".

"Isn't that precious."

"Yes, and when we land I get to pick up my brand new pink Mercedes."

Again the other replies;"Isn't that precious".

Finally the first woman asked, "What has your husband done for you?"

"He sent me to school."

"School? What did you learn?"

"Instead of saying who gives a $#!t, I say isn't that precious".
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Old 5 December 2013, 12:50 AM   #2
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Old 5 December 2013, 12:50 AM   #3
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Old 5 December 2013, 07:53 AM   #4
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Old 5 December 2013, 08:07 AM   #5
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Old 5 December 2013, 12:06 PM   #6
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