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East Bay Rider · 9 December 2013, 05:42 AM

This is an ad currently on Craigslist.
It's clever and well done and his wife is obviously a good sport.

https://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4222709971.html

WIFE SAYS; "HARLEY GOES OR I GO". . .YOUR CHOICE - $5900

WILL CONSIDER BEST OFFER OR TRADES FOR ???

Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition
Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)
Wife: High Mileage

Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows--see the pictures
Wife: High maintenance--and it shows--see the pictures

Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn't need it)
Wife: Oil never changed-- but is checked regularly

Sportster: Gently ridden--never ridden in the rain--stored in climate controlled garage
Wife: Rode hard, put up wet

Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) "a substantial power increase over stock"
Wife: Has too much power period

Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike
Wife: This is the expert's only model

Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner's riding lesson (call for details)
Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips
Wife: Beautiful edition...white with a mean streak

Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy
Wife: Don't even go there.

Hairdude1 · 9 December 2013, 06:15 AM

myclue · 9 December 2013, 08:20 AM

funny ad :)

cop414 · 9 December 2013, 10:07 AM

77T · 9 December 2013, 10:36 AM

anilzat · 9 December 2013, 11:08 AM

I'll take the wife.

elcompa · 9 December 2013, 11:53 AM

Harley goes or I go? I'm sure gonna miss that woman.

I bike you have had long enough is irreplaceable. A woman you have had just as long? ....You can always find another.

Psmith · 9 December 2013, 11:44 PM

jwl-2 · 9 December 2013, 11:47 PM

I thought the post would-be have read: Wife for offer........

Lisa · 10 December 2013, 03:09 AM

She's a great sport. He'll be glad he kept her and he'll probably live longer.

9 December 2013, 05:42 AM	#1
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,073	Wife says; "harley goes or i go" This is an ad currently on Craigslist. It's clever and well done and his wife is obviously a good sport. https://richmond.craigslist.org/mcy/4222709971.html WIFE SAYS; "HARLEY GOES OR I GO". . .YOUR CHOICE - $5900 WILL CONSIDER BEST OFFER OR TRADES FOR ??? Sportster: 2006 XL1200L Sportster in excellent condition Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!) Wife: High Mileage Sportster: Well maintained. . .and it shows--see the pictures Wife: High maintenance--and it shows--see the pictures Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn't need it) Wife: Oil never changed-- but is checked regularly Sportster: Gently ridden--never ridden in the rain--stored in climate controlled garage Wife: Rode hard, put up wet Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vance and Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning, air cleaner, K&N intake filter) "a substantial power increase over stock" Wife: Has too much power period Sportster: Great for beginners or seasoned riders alike Wife: This is the expert's only model Sportster: Comes with 1-2 hour beginner's riding lesson (call for details) Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual Sportster: Beautiful bike. . .pearl white with black and orange accent strips Wife: Beautiful edition...white with a mean streak Sportster: Come out and test ride before you buy Wife: Don't even go there. __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

9 December 2013, 10:07 AM	#4
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9 December 2013, 10:36 AM	#5
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9 December 2013, 11:44 PM	#8
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9 December 2013, 11:47 PM	#9
jwl-2 "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 29	I thought the post would-be have read: Wife for offer........ __________________ Watch the watch timing the time

9 December 2013, 06:15 AM	#2
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9 December 2013, 08:20 AM	#3
myclue "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: Jersey Watch: Submariner Posts: 424	funny ad :)

9 December 2013, 11:08 AM	#6
anilzat Banned Join Date: Sep 2013 Real Name: John Williams Location: Alaska outback Watch: GMT Posts: 1,051	I'll take the wife.

9 December 2013, 11:53 AM	#7
elcompa "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: North Carolina Watch: DD 118206 Posts: 1,858	Harley goes or I go? I'm sure gonna miss that woman. I bike you have had long enough is irreplaceable. A woman you have had just as long? ....You can always find another.

10 December 2013, 03:09 AM	#10
Lisa "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: oklahoma city Posts: 15,741	She's a great sport. He'll be glad he kept her and he'll probably live longer.

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