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20 February 2008, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: Nancy
Location: Canada
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The Truth About Wives
Q: Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
A: Two mothers-in-law. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. Q: Why are hangovers better than women? A: Hangovers will go away. Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: So they can stand closer to the sink. Q: How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...." Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t...there is a clock on the oven. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. |
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20 February 2008, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Real Name: Allan
Location: St. Augustine, FL
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Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. NOW we're getting somewhere!  
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20 February 2008, 11:58 AM
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Real Name: Brian
Location: Chicagoland
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126600 SD43 Red 126710BLRO GMT II PEPSI 178274 Midsize DJ Rhodium/Roman- Hers 126334 DJ41 in blue, fluted, on jubilee 116509 Daytona WG Panda 114060 Sub no date 126621 YM Chocolate dial Root Beer 126710BLNR Batman 126613LB Bluesy 126711CHNR GMT II Root Beer 
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20 February 2008, 12:23 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Real Name: Larry
Location: Mojave Desert
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20 February 2008, 12:26 PM
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20 February 2008, 12:52 PM
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“This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the BLUE pill - the story ends; you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the RED pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.” Rolex Submariner 116610LV Hulk | Rolex GMT 16710 Pepsi | Omega Speedmaster “Speedy Tuesday” | Tudor Black Bay 79220R “ETA Rose” | Tudor Pelagos Blue Dial | Rolex Submariner Yellow Gold 116618LB | Rolex Milgauss “Z-Blue” 116400GV |
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20 February 2008, 01:46 PM
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20 February 2008, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Real Name: Mireyna
Location: s o t r
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Nancy!
 I expected more from you!  
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#6267 He who knows no foreign language does not know his own.-Goethe |
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20 February 2008, 03:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Real Name: Jason
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Nancy I love it!
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20 February 2008, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Real Name: John Kim
Location: Cerriros, CA
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20 February 2008, 04:40 PM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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Good ones, Nancy!!
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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