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ohsixx · 22 February 2008, 04:44 AM

As told by a wife:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband not to be worried, I would be home by midnight.
Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., with a bit of a buzz, I headed home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution.
Even when totally smashed I could remember...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = Midnight!

The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him - "Midnight!" and he seemed to buy it.

I thought "Whew - I got away with that one!"

The he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "...oh s**t..." then cuckooed 4 more times,
cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cukooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and fa#ted."

JJ Irani · 22 February 2008, 03:21 PM

mdx77 · 22 February 2008, 03:25 PM

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frostie · 22 February 2008, 03:43 PM

22 February 2008, 03:21 PM	#2
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22 February 2008, 04:44 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	As told by a wife: The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband not to be worried, I would be home by midnight. Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., with a bit of a buzz, I headed home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution. Even when totally smashed I could remember...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = Midnight! The next morning, my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him - "Midnight!" and he seemed to buy it. I thought "Whew - I got away with that one!" The he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "...oh s**t..." then cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cukooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and fa#ted."

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