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Orchi · 29 January 2008, 12:56 PM

Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known artist.

She told the artist, “Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant.”

“But ma’am, you are not wearing any of those things.”

“I know,” said Mrs. Johnson. “My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I’m sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry!!!”

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29 January 2008, 12:56 PM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	A woman's wisdom... Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a well-known artist. She told the artist, “Paint me with three-carat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful, red ruby pendant.” “But ma’am, you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” said Mrs. Johnson. “My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I’m sure he will marry her, and I want the bitch to go nuts looking for the jewelry!!!”

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