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Orchi · 25 January 2008, 02:05 AM

A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer and comes out to find his horse is gone. He goes back into the bar and declares loudly, "I'm gonna have one more drink and if when I come back out, my horse isn't back, I'm gonna hafta do what I did in Texas!"

He has a drink, leaves the bar and sure enough, his horse is back. So he mounts his horse and starts to ride off when the bartender runs out after him. "Say sir," he says, "I'm just curious, what DID you hafta do in Texas?"

The cowboy looks at him before replying, "I had to walk home!"

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Gerry · 25 January 2008, 06:21 AM

Good one!

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25 January 2008, 02:05 AM	#1
Orchi Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Malaysia Posts: 2,934	Texan cowboy... A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer and comes out to find his horse is gone. He goes back into the bar and declares loudly, "I'm gonna have one more drink and if when I come back out, my horse isn't back, I'm gonna hafta do what I did in Texas!" He has a drink, leaves the bar and sure enough, his horse is back. So he mounts his horse and starts to ride off when the bartender runs out after him. "Say sir," he says, "I'm just curious, what DID you hafta do in Texas?" The cowboy looks at him before replying, "I had to walk home!"

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